MONDAY, 21 SEP 2009
SUBJECT: RON HALL JOINS THE DEFUNCT BUCCO BRUCE LOGO, DAVY JONES’ LOCKER & CONTINUED LIST OF PAST & DISMISSED BUC HEAD COACHES & PLAYERS.
I WILL AGREE THAT RON HALL’S CAUSE OF DEATH SOUNDS VERY SKETCHY, FOR HIM TO DIE AT AGE 43. RUMOR HAS IT, RON HALL WAS QUITE THE LADIES’ MAN DURING HIS STUD DAYS & ALLEGED PLAYBOY DAYS WITH THE BUCS. HE WAS KNOWN TO PARTICIPATE WITH HOOTER GIRLS’ PUBLIC PROMOTIONAL ACTIVITES AND WHO KNOWS WHAT OTHER ADULT ENTERTAINMENT GROUPS. CHECK YOUR TAMPA TRIBUNE RESEARCH DEPT, IF YOU DON’T ACCEPT THIS REPORTED, PRINTED MATERIAL.
WHEN IT COMES TO THE OFF-FIELD CONDUCT OF MOST PRO SPORTS PLAYERS, YOU’LL FIND THEY LOVE THE GIVEN WEALTH, ATTENTION AND FAVORED OPPORTUNITIES, THAT THE REST OF US DON’T GET. MANY SUCH PLAYERS CAN’T HANDLE THEIR AFFAIRS WITH GRACE AND NEED TEAM PROVIDED COUNSELING TO CORRECT THEIR SELF IMPOSED ADDICTIONS.
I GIVE EXTRA CREDIT TO RON HALL, FOR HIS TEAM PERFORMANCE OUT ON THE GRIDIRON.
HIS PRODUCTIVITY COULD HAVE BEEN MORE VALUABLE TO THE SUCCESS OF BUC VICTORIES IF THE OFFENSIVE COORDINATERS HAD DESIGNED SPECIFIC PLAYS FOR RON HALL TO CAPITALIZE.
INSTEAD, HE WAS PRIMARILY USED AS A BLOCKING TIGHT END FOR THE BUCS OFFENSIVE GROUP. HE HAD GOOD HANDS AND PERFORMED MUCH LIKE JOHN FRANK, NOT RUSS FRANCIS OF THE SAN FRANCISCO 49ERS DURING THE JOE MONTANA YEARS. RON HALL’S NUMBERS COULD HAVE BEEN MUCH MORE IMPRESSIVE AND BE REMEMBERED ALONG WITH THE LIKES OF JIMMIE GILES & DAVE MOORE. WHEN RON HALL LEFT FOR THE DETROIT LIONS, HIS PERFORMANCE BASICLY STAYED THE SAME AS A BLOCKING TIGHT END AND NOT A GO-TO THIRD RECEIVER FOR ERIC HIPPLE, RODNEY PEETE, SCOTT MITCHELL, ANDRE WARE OR CHUCK LONG. RON HALL NEVER HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO ENJOY THE SAME SUCCESS SHARED BY THE PAST EXCITMENT DISPLAYED BY “AIR CORYELL” IN SAN DIEGO OR “THE RUN & SHOOT” IN HOUSTON.
LET’S NOT FORGET, THAT MANY PRO SPORTS PLAYERS HAVE DIED TRAGICLY & PREMATURELY BY TAKING PERFORMANCE ENHANCEMENTS, ANABOLIC STEROIDS, POTENT PAINKILLERS, EMPHREDINE AND OTHER DANGEROUS OVER THE COUNTER SUPPLEMENTS USED TO INCREASE YOUR HEART RATE, BLOOD PRESSURE, FAT BURNING METABOLISM, EXTREME WEIGHT LOSS, AGILITY, MUSCLE MASS GROWTH OR PAIN RELIEF.
IF YOU FIND THIS ALARMING TO MENTION THEN YOU SHOULD KNOW, THE TAMPA TRIBUNE SPORTS DEPT PRINTED A #4-PAGE WARNING REPORT ABOUT THE DANGERS OF ANABOLIC STEROIDS & DEATHS OF OTHER KNOWN PRO SPORTS PLAYERS DUE TO RAPID WEIGHT LOSS DRUGS.
YOU GOT TO BE FILLED WITH ENVY SINCE RON HALL WAS FORTUNATE TO LIVE THE LIFE OF RILEY, PLAYING COLLEGE FOOTBALL IN HAWAII, PLAYING IN THE NFL, BEING A LADIES’ MAN THEN RETIRING TO CON’T HIS REPORTED INTEREST AS A DEVOTED FISHERMAN, PRESENTLY LIVING THEN RECENTLY DYING IN TAX SHELTERED COSTA RICA.
AT THE TIME OF HIS DEATH, I HEARD RON HALL WAS PURSUING HIS ACTING CAREER, BY PREPARING HIS AUDITION FOR THE MODERN, CGI INSPIRED REMAKE OF THE 1980’S MOVIE FLICK, “ AMERICAN GIGOLO”, WITH ORIGINAL STARS, RICHARD GERE & LAUREN HUTTON. AFTER INVESTIGATIVE RESEARCH, I DON’T RECOMMEND THE URBAN LEGEND OR KNOWN PRACTICE OF “GERBILLING”, LINKED TO RICHARD GERE WHILE HE WAS MARRIED TO CINDY CRAWFORD.
THE CORONER’S REPORT PROBABLY REPORTED THE FOLLOWING: CAUSE OF DEATH, WAS HEART FAILURE, DUE TO A HISTORY OF ABUSIVE COMBINATION OF STEROID USE, WEIGHT LOSS PILLS, PAINKILLER DRUGS, FOOD POISONING FROM CONSUMING EXOTIC & TOXIC SEAFOOD OR THE WRATH OF JEALOUS EX-GIRLFRIENDS, PATERNITY SUITS & FINALLY, SYNDICATED GAMBLING DEBT COLLECTORS.
RIP= RON HALL, DEAD AT THE AGE OF 43. THE BUCS SHOULD CONTINUE TO HONOR THE DEATHS OF ALL NOTEABLE PAST PLAYERS BY DEDICATING & MAINTAINING THE JOLLY ROGER HALL OF FAME AT THEIR ONE BUC PLACE SPORTS CLUB COMPLEX- PALACE. SOMETHING FOR THE GLAZERS TO CONSIDER PRESERVING AS A YEARLY TAX EXEMPTION.
THE BIBLICAL STORY OF “THE PRODIGAL SON”, & THE SONG “THE WAYWARD SON” BY KANSAS, COMES TO MIND.
BEWARE OF THE SEVEN DEADLY SINS: LUST, GLUTTONY, GREED, DISCOURAGEMENT, WRATH, ENVY & PRIDE.
“THE FEUDAL RICH ALWAYS SCREWING OVER THE POOR, ALWAYS HAVE, ALWAYS WILL.”
“THE NEVERENDING BATTLE BETWEEN GOOD & EVIL, FREE SPEECH AGAINST BIG BUSINESS.”
THAT’S MY STORY AND I’M STICKING TO IT.
francissoldier- ‘LIVING & SHARING A CASE OF TEQUILA WITH THE GHOSTS OF EX-BUC RICKY BELL, CHRIS FARLEY, RICK JAMES, SAM “THE MAN” KINISON & PATRICK SWAYZE IN A VAN DOWN BY THE HILLSBOROUGH RIVER. REMEMBER, DON’T EAT THE WORM.”
“CAUSE LIKE A PRINCESS, SHE WAS LAYING THERE, MOONLIGHT DANCING OFF HER HAIR, SHE WOKE UP & TOOK ME BY THE HAND, SHE’S GONNA LOVE ME IN MY CHEVY VAN & THAT’S ALLRIGHT WITH ME.” 1975- “CHEVY VAN"- HIT SONG BY SAMMY JOHNS.
“DIDN’T I BLOW YOUR MIND THIS TIME, DIDN’T I?” 1970- HIT SONG BY THE DELFONICS.
