You are kidding?
What moron you must be.
Couldn’t wait till you got home.
What gives you the right to call me a moron for relieving myself at work? I would not expect you to work with an uncomfortably full bladder. Whats the difference? I washed my hands afterwards, though there is rarely enough soap in that mens room, and I prepared just as many meals as the other cook. Americans must get it out of their heads that sex is dirty.
You are kidding?
What moron you must be.
Couldn’t wait till you got home.
What gives you the right to call me a moron for relieving myself at work? I would not expect you to work with an uncomfortably full bladder. Whats the difference? I washed my hands afterwards, though there is rarely enough soap in that mens room, and I prepared just as many meals as the other cook. Americans must get it out of their heads that sex is dirty.
You are kidding?
What moron you must be.
Couldn’t wait till you got home.
What gives you the right to call me a moron for relieving myself at work? I would not expect you to work with an uncomfortably full bladder. Whats the difference? I washed my hands afterwards, though there is rarely enough soap in that mens room, and I prepared just as many meals as the other cook. Americans must get it out of their heads that sex is dirty.
Dude, OZ hasn’t had an orgasm for decades since she kicked her last drunken abusive husband to the curb. She’s certainly not going to understand adjusting fluid levels in the privacy of a restroom stall.
I was amazed to find there really does seem to a war on sex here in America. I was fired from my last job for masturbating in the mens room. I mean… it seems absurd to try to control what an employee does in a private stall during his breaks. If one lets feces, urine, snot, or blood (women) flow from their body...thats o.k., but lettting semen flow is grounds for dismissal? I don’t get it.
It wasn’t even like I did it 2-3 times a day - it was usually never more than once, except for days I worked overtime. I always cleaned up afterwards, pretty well. Should employers really have that much power over their workers? I found that masturbating at work cleared my mind, and likely increased my production.
This is actually going on a tangent from the thread topic. Still, I’d like to know what grounds your employer gave you for the firing. You may have a case for wrongful termination.
I was amazed to find there really does seem to a war on sex here in America. I was fired from my last job for masturbating in the mens room. I mean… it seems absurd to try to control what an employee does in a private stall during his breaks. If one lets feces, urine, snot, or blood (women) flow from their body...thats o.k., but lettting semen flow is grounds for dismissal? I don’t get it.
It wasn’t even like I did it 2-3 times a day - it was usually never more than once, except for days I worked overtime. I always cleaned up afterwards, pretty well. Should employers really have that much power over their workers? I found that masturbating at work cleared my mind, and likely increased my production.
This is actually going on a tangent from the thread topic. Still, I’d like to know what grounds your employer gave you for the firing. You may have a case for wrongful termination.
He certainly wasn’t fired for being a “hands on” kind of guy.
I hear happy groans coming from rest room stalls and I’m figuring a major package just got shipped....Last thing I think is that a major batch just got ran.
I hear happy groans coming from rest room stalls and I’m figuring a major package just got shipped....Last thing I think is that a major batch just got ran.
unless.... *slapslapslapslapslapslapslapslap* accompanies it
When rubbing one out at work, I try to be discrete and keep the sound effects to a minimum. Supposedly, someone saw me washing my penis afterwards in the sink. Big deal! What’s a guy to do? I hate walking around all sticky! The head chef who fired me, a 250+ lb lesbian, who suffers from bi-polar disorder and a wicked vicodin habit, seemed to have a silly food + sex don’t mix hang up. Eating and sex are both natural, healthy, and pleasurable pursuits. Why can’t they go together?
I never tried it, but savoring a juicy cheeseburger while receiving a a enthusiastic bj might be
quite enjoyable.
I think it’s safe to say that most if not all businesses do not allow one to have sex on their property—which is what you were doing. They had every right to fire you, it would appear, and this has nothing whatever to do with a “war on sex”.
I think it’s safe to say that most if not all businesses do not allow one to have sex on their property—which is what you were doing. They had every right to fire you, it would appear, and this has nothing whatever to do with a “war on sex”.
